Why Don't You Get A Job

Offspring

My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

    F  
She sits on her ass
B
He works his hands to the bone
F                         C
To give her money every payday
F                B
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
F          C         F
Well my friend You gotta say

F                            B
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
F             C      F
Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way, no way
Why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way, no way
Why don't you get a job

B                                           F
Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
B                                        G
But hey man free rides just don't come along
C
every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now )

My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say